I disagree.

Alright. Someone commented that my writing reminds him of the same guy who wrote this email. I CANNOT let this go without a fight. I VERY passionately disagree. Please, I cannot go on in life without straightening out this issue. I do NOT write like him.

This is the email...

All Accounting Students:

GRACE & PEACE BE WITH YOU ALL!

Wishing you ALL THE VERY BEST in your Final Exams next week lah!

REMEMBER THE THREE EXAM RULES:-

1. COOL IT BABY (ladies tend to be more panicky eh?)

2. READ CAREFULLY MAN (guys tend to be more careless huh?)

3.STICK TO YOUR TIME BUDGET LAH!(time = marks right?)

BAT4M EXAM

DATE: NOVEMBER 28, WEDNESDAY

VENUE: ROOM 314

TIME: 8:30 - 10:30 AM (2 HOURS ONLY)

PART A (20 MULTIPLE CHOICE) 20 MARKS - CIRCLE CORRECT ANSWERS IN THE MC ANSWER SHEET PROVIDED

PART B (5 QUESTIONS) 80 MARKS - ANSWER IN THE ANSWER BOOKLET PROVIDED.

PLACE BOTH MC ANSWER SHEET & QUESTION BOOKLET INSIDE THE FRONT COVER PAGE OF THE ANSWER BOOKLET BEFORE YOU PASS UP OKAY?

KEEP CALM AT ALL TIME & DO YOUR BEST LAH!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR MARKS!

DON'T COPY AS HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY YOU KNOW!

REMEMBER THAT I DO THE FINAL ADJUSTING ENTRY FOR YOUR FINAL MARK!!!

YAHVEH BLESSES & PROTECTS YOU & YOURS ALWAYS TOO!

Cheers,

Your future king & priest uncle

This was written by a lecturer at my college. No he wasn't MY lecturer. He was a friend's lecturer. She found the email, well, very... strange I guess rightly descibes it and so sent it to me.

Well, in conclusion, I'm sure it's pretty obvious, that we have TOTALLY different writing styles right? I mean, come on? Seriously?!