Alright. Someone commented that my writing reminds him of the same guy who wrote this email. I CANNOT let this go without a fight. I VERY passionately disagree. Please, I cannot go on in life without straightening out this issue. I do NOT write like him.
This is the email...
All Accounting Students:
GRACE & PEACE BE WITH YOU ALL!
Wishing you ALL THE VERY BEST in your Final Exams next week lah!
REMEMBER THE THREE EXAM RULES:-
1. COOL IT BABY (ladies tend to be more panicky eh?)
2. READ CAREFULLY MAN (guys tend to be more careless huh?)
3.STICK TO YOUR TIME BUDGET LAH!(time = marks right?)
BAT4M EXAM
DATE: NOVEMBER 28, WEDNESDAY
VENUE: ROOM 314
TIME: 8:30 - 10:30 AM (2 HOURS ONLY)
PART A (20 MULTIPLE CHOICE) 20 MARKS - CIRCLE CORRECT ANSWERS IN THE MC ANSWER SHEET PROVIDED
PART B (5 QUESTIONS) 80 MARKS - ANSWER IN THE ANSWER BOOKLET PROVIDED.
PLACE BOTH MC ANSWER SHEET & QUESTION BOOKLET INSIDE THE FRONT COVER PAGE OF THE ANSWER BOOKLET BEFORE YOU PASS UP OKAY?
KEEP CALM AT ALL TIME & DO YOUR BEST LAH!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR MARKS!
DON'T COPY AS HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY YOU KNOW!
REMEMBER THAT I DO THE FINAL ADJUSTING ENTRY FOR YOUR FINAL MARK!!!
YAHVEH BLESSES & PROTECTS YOU & YOURS ALWAYS TOO!
Cheers,
Your future king & priest uncle
This was written by a lecturer at my college. No he wasn't MY lecturer. He was a friend's lecturer. She found the email, well, very... strange I guess rightly descibes it and so sent it to me.
Well, in conclusion, I'm sure it's pretty obvious, that we have TOTALLY different writing styles right? I mean, come on? Seriously?!
Only He will understand the humour in it
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